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What Should I Buy? – The Ultimate 1980s Hatchback Debate

WSIB: Back to the 80s!

Welcome back to another raucous round of What Should I Buy? – the podcast where our panel of break-fix petrol heads tackle the weirdest, wildest car-buying challenges imaginable. This time, we’re diving headfirst into the glorious excess of the 1980s, a decade where greed was good, Jordache jeans rode high, and Aquanet held hair – and hopes – skyward.

Our mission: help a first-time collector find the perfect 1980s vehicle that will make their friends say either “Where did you get that?” or “What the hell is wrong with you?” at the next Cars & Coffee. But there’s a twist: we’re settling a long-standing argument about hatchbacks. What’s the real difference between a shooting brake, liftback, hatchback, wagon, and sports coupe?

The ’80s were a glorious juxtaposition of analog grit and digital dreams. MTV, killer bee body kits, and square bodies with round headlights defined the era. It was the birth of the GTI, the rise of the Fox Body Mustang, and the golden age of homologation specials. Our panelists: Mark Shank, Don Weberg, William Ross, Mountain Man Dan, Jeff Willis, Tania, and host Brad – each brought their own slice of nostalgia to the table.

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From Jeff’s straight-piped Porsche 928 to Tania’s immaculate Audi Coupe GT, the garage roll call was pure retro gold. William confessed his love for the notchback Mustang and even admitted to owning a Fiero. Don, our resident DeLorean whisperer, reminded us why stainless steel and gullwing doors still reign supreme. And Dan tugged heartstrings with his low-slung ’82 Chevy truck, rebuilt in memory of his brother.

What even is a hatchback? Our panel dove deep into the semantics:

  • A shooting brake? A hatchback with no C-pillar.
  • A liftback? Think Scirocco or 944—angled glass, not vertical.
  • A notchback? A sedan with a trunk, not a hatch.
  • A wagon? A three-box design with a D-pillar.

Turns out, the 1980s were a buffet of body styles. From the Camaro’s liftback glass to Tania’s GT Coupe with its funky trunk, the lines blur fast. And don’t even get us started on the European definitions – Mercedes calls everything a shooting brake, apparently.

Shopping Criteria

In this episode, the Break/Fix panel dives deep into the world of 1980s cars, engaging in a lively debate about the best vehicles for a first-time collector. The goal is to find a unique car that will either make friends exclaim, ‘Where did you get that?’ or question, ‘What the hell is wrong with you?’. The 80s, a decade known for its greed-is-good mentality, big hair, and revolutionary music and sci-fi, was also a transformative period for the automotive industry. Iconic cars and the juxtaposition of analog and digital technology shaped this era. The panel, comprising veterans Mark Shank, Don Weberg, William Ross, Mountain Man Dan, Jeff Willis, and executive producer Tania, kick things off by sharing their favorite personal 80s vehicles. They debate hot hatches, convertibles, sports coupes, and even delve into the world of obscure, often forgotten 80s cars. The discussions range from European classics like the Porsche 928 and Mercedes G-Wagon to true American muscle cars and quirky imports. Nostalgia, unique body designs, and a range of performance options form the crux of their debate. The episode caps off with each panelist choosing their ultimate 80s car given an unlimited budget, covering everything from Lamborghini Countach to the Saab 900 Turbo.

  • Ok we all know the drill…. 50/100/Infinity those are our price points. Avoid the obvious cars… What are the boundaries 1978 – 1994/5?
  • We’ve said in plenty of prior episodes we have to be a little more elastic on the year ranges because some of the best cars from the 80s started in the 70s, but also carried through to the 90s. Case in point the Porsche 928.
  • Since we’re going to debate the difference between: Hatch, Lift, Wagon, Shooting Brake and Sports Coupe; I think all of our “exceptions” are going to fall out of that discussion – so let’s go!
  • More specifically… What is a Hot Hatch?
  • The 80s was the era of “Homologation Cars” – thanks to WRC! 

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Forget the obvious picks. No 944s, no IROC Camaros, no Ferrari 308s. We’re hunting for the forgotten heroes, the underdogs, the “what were they thinking?” cars that still turn heads.

Here are some of the panel’s top picks:

  • Dodge Rampage: A K-car-based pickup with Omni/Shelby DNA. Utilitarian and mod-friendly.
  • Shelby Charger & GLHS: Turbocharged madness with torque steer for days.
  • Chrysler Conquest TSi: Mitsubishi-powered RX-7 rival with celebrity race cred.
  • Fox Body Mustang Notchback: Undercover muscle with a five-speed.
  • AMC Eagle 4×4: The original crossover, decades before the term existed.
  • Jeep Cherokee XJ & Comanche: Square, capable, and surprisingly collectible.
  • LaForza: Italian-designed, Ford-powered SUV oddity. So ugly it’s beautiful.
  • Mercedes G-Wagen: Timeless, yes. Comfortable? Not so much. Don’s rant was legendary.

Some of the best “1980s” cars technically debuted in the early ’90s. So we agreed on a soft cutoff around 1993. If it culturally identifies as an ’80s car, it’s fair game.

Final Thoughts: Buy Weird, Drive Proud

Whether you’re chasing homologation dreams or just want something that makes people do a double take, the 1980s offer a treasure trove of options. From turbocharged Dodges to square-body Chevys, the era was rich with experimentation, personality, and unforgettable silhouettes.

So what should our first-time collector buy? Something odd. Something loud. Something that makes no sense – but all the sense in the world to a true petrolhead.

Stay tuned for part two, where we’ll dive deeper into the best buys under $20K and the quirkiest mods that make these cars truly shine.


Thanks to our panel of Petrol-heads!

To learn more about each of our guests, you can revisit their episodes on Break/Fix, or continue the conversation over on our Discord.

Guest Co-Host: Don Weberg

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Guest Co-Host: Jeff Willis

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Guest Co-Host: Daniel Stauffer

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Guest Co-Host: Mark Shank

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Be sure to catch our Executive Producer of our Drive Thru News series: Tania every month! As well as her very own episode of WSIB.

Don’t agree, let’s agree to disagree? Come share your opinions and continue the conversation on the Break/Fix Discord!


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Eric M
Eric Mhttps://www.gtmotorsports.org
Outside of his editor duties, Eric focuses his personal writing interests on Op-Ed, Historical retrospectives and technical articles in his blog titled “Crew Chiefs“

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